Kylie Jenner. Girl, come on.
You were doing so, so well this time. We know you and Tyga had broken up and gotten back together, like, a million times before, but this time we thought your breakup would take.
It’s been well over a month since you guys first split – don’t you know the first month is the biggest hurdle? If you could’ve just made it a few more weeks, you would’ve been home free!
But no, you had to go back to the jerk.
And don’t pull this “just friends” crap.
You were totally caught holding hands with Tyga at the Kanye West “Famous” video premiere last night.
And we know you spent the night at Tyga’s the other night when he posted a pic of you sitting on his bed wearing last night’s outfit.
I mean, he even wrote, “They always come back” in the damn caption.
Is that the kind of guy you want to be with?
When you flew down to Jamaica last week to be with him during his music video shoot, people said you were just there to show “support” as “friends.”
Support my eye. We all knew it was the beginning of the end of the breakup.
“Kylie and Tyga are giving things another shot,” your friend even toldPeople. “They are taking things a lot slower this time around, though.”
Sweetie, you wouldn’t know slow if it was hand delivered to you in a Balmain bag.
But what happened to your new bae, PartyNextDoor? You were just making out with him in his new music video, and your friends even said things were getting totes serious with you two.
Or was alla that just a huge PR stunt concocted to promote his new vid?
But for reals, you’re 18. Date around a little and enjoy your freedom. Because we promise, promise, promise it gets better than Tyga.